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  • s

    swift-apartment-44899

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    skinny as stick man
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    Gym helps. Your body starts storing it then
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    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    I hate Brits you guys are so busy thinking of the right fancy word to say to the cop who caught you stealing a cheeseburger
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    While you can just run in the door
  • b

    blue-piano-5315

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    gimme some fast metabolism
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:01 PM
    Why would we steal cheeseburgers? They're cheap af
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    I wonder where football comes from. Wonder where America comes from
  • s

    swift-apartment-44899

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    I just hate it when people say to me "eat" bro, easy for you to say.
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    Oh that's it. England
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    Idk, nymphomania?
  • s

    swift-apartment-44899

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    I'm eating few times a day, but nothing sticks to me.
  • f

    fresh-dusk-75760

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    ummmm i have to rip off these dusty thinking ways and traditions ??
  • b

    blue-piano-5315

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    go to america
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    Yeah, that was a dirty joke
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:02 PM
    Forget it
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    I was about to say only if you're into cuffs
  • f

    fresh-dusk-75760

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    then you need to eat a lot of rice and carbohydrates
  • b

    blue-piano-5315

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    once you land in america you'll gain 30lbs of weight
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    Shit, police on england have handcuffs?
  • b

    blue-piano-5315

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    thats 16kgs or whatever idk
  • g

    gentle-london-6993

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    Or they use they fancy words to get you into the police department?
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    Yes. No guns though unless it's armed response
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:03 PM
    Those cunts don't mess around
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:04 PM
    Fancy words? You mean English? The language?
  • b

    blue-piano-5315

    03/04/2023, 6:04 PM
    well american police uses weapons, the bri'ish uses fancy words, one takes away lives, the other doesn't
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:04 PM
    Or can't Americans brains comprehend words bigger than 3 words?
  • f

    fresh-dusk-75760

    03/04/2023, 6:04 PM
    .urban Y_Less
  • a

    astonishing-flag-67367

    03/04/2023, 6:04 PM
    No Urban Dictionary entries were found.
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    03/04/2023, 6:05 PM
    Shoot first ask questions later. Especially if you're black
  • s

    swift-apartment-44899

    03/04/2023, 6:05 PM
    I really think GYM and diet is just what I need to work on. Nothing else helps.
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