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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 3:37 PM
OK y'all, I'm working on getting a guest speaker for our CFSummit day 2 keynote that is going to make everyone dance for joy. I am literally giggling with joy. Still in progress so I can't share yet, but they are one of my favorite people on the planet. Excuse me while I squee.
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johnfarrar

06/15/2022, 5:11 PM
May not be a political person then. lol
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 5:33 PM
A political person? No, no. Why would we get a "political person" to do the day 2 keynote lol? All I can say is that this person is someone that has been on TV (quite a lot actually!) and I would be very surprised if folks from the community did not know them.
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johnfarrar

06/15/2022, 5:33 PM
Simon from AGT?
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 5:34 PM
OMG lol could you imagine? Keep in mind, we need to be able to AFFORD them lol. So, sadly, no Keanu Reeves. πŸ˜„
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Scott Bennett

06/15/2022, 7:24 PM
I know who it is:
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 8:02 PM
🀣 yes except it is the robot version
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Well, I just checked, and we CAN afford him. So if my pick falls through, we'll go with Urkel on Scott's recommendation πŸ˜‰
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johnfarrar

06/15/2022, 8:07 PM
As a financial coach, we tell our clients everything you say yes to means saying no to something else. What are we saying no to for the joy of this speaker?
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 8:09 PM
John, this isn't a yes/no situation. We WANT a speaker on day 2. And we want to bring in someone who is going to give joy to our conference attendees. But also there's no AC, no coffee and no lights in any of the rooms so bring a flashlight y'all.
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johnfarrar

06/15/2022, 8:11 PM
OK, so no A/C, no coffee, no lights. Sounds like yes no to me. LOL
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 8:11 PM
Also the carpets are lava.
Oddly the default for flooring in vegas hotels is lava. you'd think it would be that weird pacman carpet but no. lava. Except in the basement. There it is magma. πŸ˜‰
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Scott Bennett

06/15/2022, 8:19 PM
They probably want you to stay off the floor and stick to the seats around the slot machines and card tables
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Lose all your money… or die? βš–οΈ one of life's many tough choices
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johnfarrar

06/15/2022, 8:22 PM
I thought it was modernize or die. Must be a different group.
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Scott Bennett

06/15/2022, 8:22 PM
Wait! Free drinks while you lose your money? DEAL!!
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/15/2022, 8:28 PM
You need the drinks to stay hydrated. Lava hot.
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seancorfield

06/16/2022, 1:56 AM
Our cats all think the floor is lava -- as they jump from one piece of furniture to another 😸
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/16/2022, 2:22 AM
You've got to be kitten me right meow!
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joechastain

06/16/2022, 11:32 AM
Oof. I'm not feline that one, Mark.
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/16/2022, 2:47 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to claws any issues fur anyone.
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johnfarrar

06/16/2022, 2:49 PM
Dad jokes predicted to peak this Sunday.
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Brian

06/17/2022, 10:36 AM
You got Weird Al?!?
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/17/2022, 3:13 PM
Yes, but that second letter is actually an uppercase i and it is Gato's cousin.
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johnfarrar

06/17/2022, 3:14 PM
AI, is the speaker Max Headroom?
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/17/2022, 3:24 PM
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Brian

06/17/2022, 3:33 PM
What if there was a Max Headroom version of Weird Al?
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johnfarrar

06/17/2022, 3:33 PM
It would boost intelligence.
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Mark Takata (Adobe)

06/17/2022, 3:56 PM
I asked DALL*E mini to help. Let's see what happens.
I blame Brian for this
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