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m
OK y'all, I'm working on getting a guest speaker for our CFSummit day 2 keynote that is going to make everyone dance for joy. I am literally giggling with joy. Still in progress so I can't share yet, but they are one of my favorite people on the planet. Excuse me while I squee.
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j
May not be a political person then. lol
m
A political person? No, no. Why would we get a "political person" to do the day 2 keynote lol? All I can say is that this person is someone that has been on TV (quite a lot actually!) and I would be very surprised if folks from the community did not know them.
j
Simon from AGT?
m
OMG lol could you imagine? Keep in mind, we need to be able to AFFORD them lol. So, sadly, no Keanu Reeves. 😄
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s
I know who it is:
m
🤣 yes except it is the robot version
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Well, I just checked, and we CAN afford him. So if my pick falls through, we'll go with Urkel on Scott's recommendation 😉
j
As a financial coach, we tell our clients everything you say yes to means saying no to something else. What are we saying no to for the joy of this speaker?
m
John, this isn't a yes/no situation. We WANT a speaker on day 2. And we want to bring in someone who is going to give joy to our conference attendees. But also there's no AC, no coffee and no lights in any of the rooms so bring a flashlight y'all.
j
OK, so no A/C, no coffee, no lights. Sounds like yes no to me. LOL
m
Also the carpets are lava.
Oddly the default for flooring in vegas hotels is lava. you'd think it would be that weird pacman carpet but no. lava. Except in the basement. There it is magma. 😉
s
They probably want you to stay off the floor and stick to the seats around the slot machines and card tables
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Lose all your money… or die? ⚖️ one of life's many tough choices
j
I thought it was modernize or die. Must be a different group.
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s
Wait! Free drinks while you lose your money? DEAL!!
m
You need the drinks to stay hydrated. Lava hot.
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s
Our cats all think the floor is lava -- as they jump from one piece of furniture to another 😸
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m
You've got to be kitten me right meow!
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j
Oof. I'm not feline that one, Mark.
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m
Sorry, didn't mean to claws any issues fur anyone.
j
Dad jokes predicted to peak this Sunday.
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b
You got Weird Al?!?
m
Yes, but that second letter is actually an uppercase i and it is Gato's cousin.
j
AI, is the speaker Max Headroom?
m
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b
What if there was a Max Headroom version of Weird Al?
j
It would boost intelligence.
m
I asked DALL*E mini to help. Let's see what happens.
I blame Brian for this
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