Given this:

// C.cfc
component {

	static {
		final static.usingLiteral = {
			subKey = "value"
		}
		final static.usingDots.subKey = "value"
	}
}

WTF is this gibberish supposed to mean?

Error Occurred While Processing Request
You cannot assign final to the variable prefixed with Struct.
You can have variable declaration of the form s.x only for Scope prefixed variable.

I mean fine... it doesn't like

final static.usingDots.subKey = "value"

but: a) WTF is with that error message text? b) why is it a problem? There is no reason why it ought not work fine, right?

Erm... wow. Like... 1. How in blazes do you find these things Adam? You're like the Pele of bug finding. 2. I'll shoot this in as a potential error text bug and see if we can get a better worded message in there.

Any participation from the dev team on this one, @Mark Takata (Adobe)?