People Against Passwords

Shower thought: Imagine having different roles assigned based on the facial expression used during FaceID

For you shriki!

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Saw this but didn’t quite understand it :sweat_smile: 

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<@U051K7HUC9H> - let's print and hang next to our PC-vocabulary in the office!

> My mother has at least 20 maiden names :joy:
> Her family was very progressive, some of them contain emoji :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Wonder if there are brute force protections for maiden names :slightly_smiling_face:

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Just give me a second, maybe my Orkut password from high school will work

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We all know that feeling :face_with_symbols_on_mouth: 

Thinking about this a bit, a reason for this message may be to make it deliberately vague for attackers as well.

Because if you are shown a specific message like "incorrect password", you know the username is correct. If you are an attacker, you can then cycle through other passwords and try accessing the account that way.

A+ meme though!

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Using in-house password reset flow be like

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<https://cheswick.com/insults|https://cheswick.com/insults>
Insult passphrase generator. It's a meme because no one should really use this, but we all know we want to.

Reminds me of that classic daily wtf article where in the process of trying to make easily pronounced IDs using Markov chains of syllables, the system would frequently make IDs that sound like swear words <https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Automated-Curse-Generator|https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Automated-Curse-Generator>

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Me when a lousy website says my password is weak