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    Maxime Garcia

    06/08/2026, 7:58 AM
    GITHUB GHA πŸ”₯ elmofire github on fire
    java.io.IOException: Server returned HTTP response code: 504 for URL
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    Slackbot

    06/09/2026, 10:20 AM
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    party dead 1
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    mashehu

    06/09/2026, 10:26 AM
    USING THE #RANTS CHANNEL TO EXPLAIN MY BROWSING HISTORY POST-HOC πŸ˜‰
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    πŸ‘€ 1
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    mashehu

    06/09/2026, 4:09 PM
    NAMING THINGS
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    Igor Trujnara

    06/12/2026, 12:04 PM
    NEXTFLOW IMPORTS BEING RELATIVE TO THE SCRIPT NOT PROJECT ROOT shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Igor Trujnara

    06/30/2026, 8:29 AM
    SEQERA TOOLS STILL NOT WORKING BEHIND REVERSE PROXY shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    06/30/2026, 9:16 AM
    GITHUB πŸ”₯ elmofire github on fire sarek on fire aws on fire aws combust this is fine fire
    shakefist 4
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    Maxime Garcia

    07/09/2026, 9:15 AM
    GITHUB elmofire github on fire this is fine fire
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    Matthias De Smet

    07/10/2026, 5:09 AM
    STAGING TEST DATA FROM GITHUB shakefist keyboard slam
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    Igor Trujnara

    07/10/2026, 7:07 AM
    EXAMPLES FROM NEXTFLOW DOCS NOT LINTING CLEANLYshakefist HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Igor Trujnara

    07/22/2026, 2:19 PM
    PULL REQUESTS TARGETING MASTER/MAIN BY DEFAULT shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Jim Downie

    08/11/2026, 2:53 PM
    SEQERA "AI" MAKING UP COOL BUT FAKE NEXTFLOW FEATURES shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/11/2026, 3:14 PM
    COWBOY MERGE 🀣
    cool cowboy 1
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/17/2026, 1:37 PM
    GITHUB shakefist
    github on fire 4
    shakefist 1
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    James Fellows Yates

    08/17/2026, 6:49 PM
    datarama@hachyderm.io - @eniko The leatherback sea turtle almost never rests.Β Β In fact, its activity level is so high that despite having a typical reptilian metabolism, its muscle activity is high enough that it maintains a constant body temperature. It's estimated that it rests for less than 0.1% of the day. This means that an actual turtle has more nines of uptime than Github
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    Jim Downie

    08/20/2026, 10:26 AM
    WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE UNPAID BUT MUCH APPRECIATED WORK OF BIOCONDA MAINTAINERS shakefistshakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/24/2026, 1:36 PM
    ERROR: THE OPERATION WAS CANCELED shakefist shakefist shakefist
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    Simon Pearce

    08/24/2026, 5:17 PM
    MODULES BEING INCONSISTENT AS TO WHETHER THEY ARE TUMOUR THEN NORMAL OR NORMAL THEN TUMOUR FOR THEIR INPUT STRUCTURE
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    James Fellows Yates

    08/25/2026, 5:15 PM
    EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ACADEMIC PUBLISHING SUBMISSION, REVIEWING, PROOFING INTERFACES (OR JUST SCIENTIFIC PUBLISHING IN GENERAL) shakefist shakefist shakefist shakefist shakefist shakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/27/2026, 7:59 AM
    GITHUB shakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/28/2026, 12:10 PM
    SAMTOOLS
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/31/2026, 8:30 AM
    GITHUB shakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    08/31/2026, 12:33 PM
    BAD FORMATTING shakefist
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    Maxime Garcia

    09/15/2026, 9:26 AM
    GITHUB shakefist
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    Jim Downie

    09/16/2026, 10:03 AM
    WEBIN-CLI shakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Jonathan Manning

    09/21/2026, 12:40 PM
    Singularity CI fails! shakefist
    503 Service Unavailable [IP: 185.125.189.187 443]
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    Jim Downie

    09/25/2026, 2:16 PM
    STRINGS BEING CHANGED TO DATAFLOWVALUES WHEN EMITTED FROM A SUBWORKFLOW shakefistshakefistshakefistshakefistshakefistshakefistshakefistshakefist
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    Jim Downie

    09/25/2026, 2:16 PM
    (TYPING CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH)
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    Maxime Garcia

    10/07/2026, 3:16 PM
    GITHUB shakefist
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    Jim Downie

    10/12/2026, 12:38 PM
    "ERROR ~ Invalid method invocation
    call
    with arguments:" NOT RETURNING A LINE NUMBER shakefistshakefistshakefistshakefist
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