So for anyone who's been following my stream of dumb and irate on #CAHSN3LDN... I've developed this git + maven + semver plugin that'll work with configuration-cache. I haven't published it yet. I would love some early feedback though before I do. If there's stuff you need it to do that I'm not doing, or different API requests, etc, happy to listen as I hope I'm not just writing it for my own personal health https://github.com/xenoterracide/gradle-semver