OK folks, so this is the time of year when we wind things down at Adobe for about a week. Officially, winter shutdown spans from December 23rd to January 2nd, but the reality is that most folks are off starting on the 19th. But not me. I will be here All next week because, damn it, I love you all and I will not let ridiculous things like family, holidays or rest get in the way of that. But seriously, I'm around next week probably through about Wednesday and then I'm a ghost till January 3rd. And I swear to Zeus if someone finds another Java CVE that week I will personally find the person and read every poem I wrote during high school to them using a megaphone until the FBI drags me away. 😂

Here is a sample stanza for further discouragement:

My name is Mark

I love my computer

It brightens my dark

My soul's troubleshooter