Bernie, really? Serious.. /QUIT 🙂

It is this new thing the kids are doing called "memes". You should check them out, they are very funny.

Bernie is worse than everywhere girl. https://www.facebook.com/TheEverywhereGirl/

Bernie is the right move here because Adobe basically loses money the more people who attend. 🙂

I thought something like this would be more appropriate

LOL we do lose a TON of money per person. Even with sponsorships. So if you hate Adobe, sign up for CFSummit! Or something, I dunno, come to Vegas and get trashed with the evangelist or whatever lmao

I dunno, Adobe destroyed Macromedia, refused to talk nicely with Apple and destroyed flash, yet somehow brings order to the government and fortune 1000 international sector. Is it perfect, no, but like Jedi-ism, ColdFusion is a hokey ancient religion practiced by crazy hermits doing nearly magical things compared to the rest of the mortal programmers.

Look, I'll bring a light saber to Summit, ok? But only because I always carry one with me. Just. In. CASE.

poor Mark. he can literally pay for us to attend a party and he still gets made to answer for Faceless Corporate Sins

I don't let it get to me. I know y'all got ❤️ for me 😁 Well, some of you anyway lol.