featuring BureaucracyBox by Ortus and Mark Takata, at least until he drinks himself unconscious in a corner by the end of chapter 3

Ooh, @Mark Takata (Adobe), mind if I join you? If we do things right I reckon we can be unconscious in a corner by the end of chapter 2

chapter 2 is entitled 'service bureau' in which our heroes attempt, with predictable degrees of success, to define the term service bureau, but are directed by middle management to the Service Bureau, which of course they can't find since nobody knows what it is

I need a drink...

Heh, shots anyone?

Yes, it is a little known fact that I wrote all of the licensing terms for Adobe ColdFusion myself. And yes, shots. PLEASE. Line'em up. Adam is buying. ;)

every year at Adobe you have to add a paragraph to the licensing terms, and the person who adds the "best" one gets a bonus

I write all of mine in the ancient tongue so that when you try to add a core to your agreement, it also summons CFThulu, keeper of the under-dark. My favorite so far is

fahf ah ot zhro nilgh'ri hnahh ng ymg' ahnythor renew ymg' license

reads like perfect English to me

😳

Looks more like Welsh to me?