what's a cfc

Abbreviation for "Can't Fuckin' Code"?

then i don't even want to ask what cfml is

a cfc is something that helps us enjoy warmer summers 🙂

oh, so like cow's farting

Copious Farting Cows, exactly

This is how they often seem in a code review, yes

clearly faked moon landing. which logically leads to suggesting the cf language be renamed Kubrick.

Other than "why not?" why are we hating on CFML this evening?

erm, following your lead?

Oh shit. Yeah fair enough. These things are usually my fault.

admitting you have a problem is the first step

Oh I am the problem. Undoubtedly. I think it's you guys that have this problem though, I think 😉

Considering that ColdFusion is named after cold fusion, you really don't even need to change the acronym to insult it. It may as well be named Flat Earth Markup Language or Snake Oil Markup Language or Moon Landing Faked Markup Language or Trump Won Markup Language or [insert debunked theory] Markup Language...

cold fusion is real!!!! https://besthairextensions.co.uk/cold-fusion-hair-extensions/

we all need plug-ins from time to time

Yeah it's great for you long-hairs that still have something to plug-in to. #notjealous

So the choice is between a fraudulent technology, or a real technology that gives you barbie hair. Not sure which is more useless.

hang on hang on hang on

dang it, I though you were going to say "um, actually, barbie hair is really useful....." I was really looking forward to your explanation

barbie hair can be used as floss in a pinch.

dare I ask why you know that?

... because as a man raised by a biker, I've flossed with damn near anything that would fit. I've even used my guitar pick after one ambitious moment of bacon eating.

I knew there was a reason I always keep a barbie in my pocket.

if this was reddit, I would respond to that differently

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hahah