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# cfml-general
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websolete

02/18/2022, 9:29 PM
what's a cfc
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 9:29 PM
Abbreviation for "Can't Fuckin' Code"?
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websolete

02/18/2022, 9:30 PM
then i don't even want to ask what cfml is
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 9:36 PM
a cfc is something that helps us enjoy warmer summers šŸ™‚
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websolete

02/18/2022, 9:36 PM
oh, so like cow's farting
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 9:37 PM
Copious Farting Cows, exactly
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 9:37 PM
This is how they often seem in a code review, yes
CFML: Christ Foresaken Mess of a Language?
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websolete

02/18/2022, 9:39 PM
clearly faked moon landing. which logically leads to suggesting the cf language be renamed Kubrick.
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 9:40 PM
Other than "why not?" why are we hating on CFML this evening?
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websolete

02/18/2022, 9:40 PM
erm, following your lead?
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 9:40 PM
Oh shit. Yeah fair enough. These things are usually my fault.
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 9:45 PM
admitting you have a problem is the first step
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 10:36 PM
Oh I am the problem. Undoubtedly. I think it's you guys that have this problem though, I think šŸ˜‰
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David Buck

02/18/2022, 11:01 PM
Considering that ColdFusion is named after cold fusion, you really don't even need to change the acronym to insult it. It may as well be named Flat Earth Markup Language or Snake Oil Markup Language or Moon Landing Faked Markup Language or Trump Won Markup Language or [insert debunked theory] Markup Language...
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 11:22 PM
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 11:29 PM
we all need plug-ins from time to time
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 11:31 PM
Yeah it's great for you long-hairs that still have something to plug-in to. #notjealous
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David Buck

02/18/2022, 11:31 PM
So the choice is between a fraudulent technology, or a real technology that gives you barbie hair. Not sure which is more useless.
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 11:32 PM
hang on hang on hang on
Don't be dismissive.
It's not that simple.
ā€¢ fraudulent technology ā€¢ or a real technology that gives you barbie hair ā€¢ or a mark-up language well into the twilight of its relevance FTW
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David Buck

02/18/2022, 11:34 PM
dang it, I though you were going to say "um, actually, barbie hair is really useful....." I was really looking forward to your explanation
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 11:34 PM
barbie hair can be used as floss in a pinch.
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David Buck

02/18/2022, 11:35 PM
dare I ask why you know that?
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 11:36 PM
... because as a man raised by a biker, I've flossed with damn near anything that would fit. I've even used my guitar pick after one ambitious moment of bacon eating.
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David Buck

02/18/2022, 11:37 PM
I knew there was a reason I always keep a barbie in my pocket.
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mrtom

02/18/2022, 11:38 PM
if this was reddit, I would respond to that differently
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on that note, it's 65 and sunny outside, so I'm done here
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Adam Cameron

02/18/2022, 11:40 PM
Before:

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After:

https://i2.paste.pics/95380f7069648baf023fb9e55083f10f.pngā–¾

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mrtom

02/18/2022, 11:40 PM
hahah
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