Does this button, at https://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion-standard.html work for anyone? I just get this "Something went wrong." screen.

I get the expected page.

Prob a sales tactic to con you into explaining your entire infrastructure to them so they can charge you more 🤷‍♂️

Oh oh @Patrick, @Mark Takata (Adobe) is coming after you! LOL

Just keeping things lively 😄

That should be working. Ninjas have been sent to Patrick's house.

Hmm, I get your country doesn't support this purchase. I clicked Buy Now at the top previously, which worked but now I notice that defaults to Enterprise edition and I can't change it.

I've reported the issue. There's a lot of things moving around behind the scenes, it is possible someone stepped on a server hamster.