RE the "no swimming" aspect: Hypothetically, if it would just so happen that someone was "accidentally" bumped or thrown into the pool, are they allowed to swim? Asking for a friend.

I believe at that point sharks are released into the pool and it turns into a reality tv show, but I am unclear on exactly how that works. That or the pool is filled with acid. Or acid sharks. I'll get clarity.

As always, @Mark Takata (Adobe), you're an early adopter... or maybe the swimming with acid sharks reality tv thing has people concerned?

Possibly. I'm bringing a motorcycle and a ramp though.

I figured you just didn't want to see a bunch of programmers in just their swim suits.... we aren't known for our impressive physiques... with a few exceptions like Ben Nadel.

This will be more of a... tropical party. Hawaiian shirts, etc. Nobody wants to see me in a swimsuit lol

You will certainly want to wear sunglasses if I take my shirt off... there's a reason I used to use the handle "blindingwhiteness" when I played video games in my youth.