Since it is April 1st, just pretend you see a post from me that says we are creating an open source fork from Lucee called Adobe Chuck. pulls football away

You can just see yourself out. 😉

Yessir.

It runs on JRUN4 and is 100 percent compatible with ColdFusion MX, running exclusively on ReactOS.

You left out the hardware requirements. Raspberry Pi & Shaq brand pregnancy tests ONLY.

I'm in.

Finally a use for that dang Pi I got years ago that sits and does nothing

Did you try to use your PI as a coaster?