An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tab...
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evagoras
04/14/2023, 3:01 PMAn SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches and asks “may I join you?”
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Adam Cameron
04/14/2023, 3:16 PM
I feel bad that I chuckled at that. 😉
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Brian
04/14/2023, 5:21 PMThanks, @evagoras. Delightful it was!
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Marc Funaro
04/14/2023, 7:27 PMgo to your room and think about what you've done here today.
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shawnoden
04/15/2023, 12:25 AMI wanted to chuckle, but I got side-tracked by "An SQL..." instead of "A SQL...".
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evagoras
04/15/2023, 6:04 AMIt depends how you pronounce it: “A C-QL” or “An S-QL”.
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Adam Cameron
04/15/2023, 12:50 PM
Indeed. If you pronounce it correctly(*), then it'd be "an". The MS DB product? "sequel server" (because they're dicks). Any other usage? "es-kew-el". Otherwise yer a weirdo.
(*) don't start.
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bkbk
04/23/2023, 1:17 PMAn SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches and asks “may I join you?”"Sure", says one of the tables, signalling the server for attention, "inner, left or right?... Unless, of course, you're full."
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