Ah, Facebook, the reigning champion of making basic tasks appear to be a jungle of red tape. Getting a Facebook app verification is equivalent to attempting to solve a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded and balancing on a tightrope. You didn’t want to go on this trip, but you’re caught up in it. A Data Use Checkup, on the other hand, has a 2038 deadline that you must satisfy! By that time, you might have colonized Mars, perfected teleportation, and invented a self-driving unicycle. Facebook, on the other hand, is extremely concerned about your app’s data processing skills. Will Facebook be around in 2038? I must admit that I am uncertain about this.

Better get started on that.