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    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:09 PM
    Making me want one now
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:09 PM
    man i could pin a cow down and nibble on its fucking hind
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:10 PM
    Easiest and best meat to cook with
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:10 PM
    Im also talking about womxn by the way
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:10 PM
    Love my new bald patch, thanks womxn
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:10 PM
    Only women i like are ones who have fully functioning milk nozzels ready to squirt their tit juice into my mouth
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:10 PM
    omg same
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:11 PM
    next one I go for has to be like Amber Heard
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:11 PM
    who shits on the bed?
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:11 PM
    no thanks
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:11 PM
    She's the right kind of crazy
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:11 PM
    i dont wanna wake up in the morning go to put my arm around her only to feel a cold hard turd in my palm
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    I still laugh my arse off at johnny going "aqua maaaan"
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    But that turd was her dog
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    i ran an asmondgold react channel on tiktok when that was going about
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    i had 500k views?
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    i think
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    all of them were women
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    literally
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    peak tiktok was when amber was going nuts in court
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    95% of my viewers were women age 30-54
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    and they all supported Johnny
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:12 PM
    now its on instagram reels anyway. it seems to be suggesting hilarious things atm
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:13 PM
    I was honestly surprised he even had supporters
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:13 PM
    Women are dangerous for false accusations and the male then has to spend years proving her wrong while she continues as if nothing has happened
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:14 PM
    if at that point im just going to fake my own deaht
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:15 PM
    get a plane ticket to rural canada or US and just live my life in a cabin
  • g

    gorgeous-baker-92777

    11/28/2022, 10:15 PM
    That would be relatively easy to do for me
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:15 PM
    but the trick is dont go for irreligious women
  • f

    fancy-processor-36511

    11/28/2022, 10:15 PM
    go for a tradcath/tradwife women
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fancy-processor-36511

11/28/2022, 10:15 PM
go for a tradcath/tradwife women
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